Welcome to hell
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Welcome to hell
you didn’t

you didn’t

what’s the actual punchline of the airline food joke? what could possibly make that funny?

"what’s the deal with airline food?"
“it’s very low quality”

it just doesn’t work

next person to follow me agrees to go on a date with me by clicking the follow button. I’ve already drafted a binding contract with tumblr. it is law.

my goal in life is to one day have officialunitedstates reblog one of my posts

does it bother anyone else that “tomorrow night” means “the next day night”

THE SONG TURNING JAPANESE IS ABOUT MASTURBATION
JESUS CHRIST
NOT ANOTHER ONE

wait I’d need a pencil to draw?

wait I’d need a pencil to draw?

can any of you really cool friends and fans help me learn how to draw?

What people think recovery looks like vs. what it really looks like

factually incorrect. there are multiple examples of having two Y values for the same X value, this graph is completely wrong and needs an overhaul by a better graphmatician

weaponsofmassdestruction-r-us:

wait
wait
wait
the duck hunt dog is an actual legitimate completely real character in the new smash bros? what the fuck?

I didn’t even know duck hunt was nintendo

wait
wait
wait
the duck hunt dog is an actual legitimate completely real character in the new smash bros? what the fuck?

stop with all the hate. all of it. you can be angry. you can hate people for a while. but you can’t hold onto it. you have to let it go. everyone deserves to be forgiven. even abusive people or prejudiced people deserve forgiveness. holding onto hate for your whole life doesn’t work. it consumes you. if you hate, hatred becomes part of who you are.
please
forgive people
everyone deserves forgiveness
you don’t have to do it right away. of course not. but you can’t never do it. if you never forgive, you’ll die with hate in your heart, and that person will never have been forgiven. they could go their whole life regretting what they did but they can never show it unless you let them. and even if they don’t want forgiveness, forgive them. it’s worth it.

atheismo bless you my friends. have a good night

weaponsofmassdestruction-r-us:

I’m on a roll tonight

weaponsofmassdestruction-r-us:

I’m on a roll tonight

I’m starting to become one of those humor bloggers who reblogs himself and I love it

weaponsofmassdestruction-r-us:

welcome to sex ed, kids. for my first trick I’ll need two volunteers.

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