guess who feels attractive right now
LEVEL 3 FLETCHLING GIVEAWAY!!!
Thank you all for 50 followers! This for all you people who I tricked into following me.
- No giveaway blogs!
- You must be following - this is a follower giveaway!
- Must be willing to share your friend code with me!
HOW TO ENTER:
This giveaway will end will end Sunday, Sept. 7th! Good luck!
give it to me
it’s different to say “70 percent of humans is water” and “70 percent of humans are water”
the second one implies 70 percent of people are pure water
do you fucking see this shit? this silly putty is the most fucked up batshit crazy stuff
I got this four goddamn years ago
FOUR FUCKING YEARS AGO
I LOST THE CASE FOUR YEARS AGO
IT’S BEEN IN THE FUCKING OPEN FOR FOUR FUCKING YEARS AND IT FUCKING STILL WORKS
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT MADE OUT OF
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF HAVING IT LAST SO LONG
THERE IS NO GODDAMN REASON TO HAVE THIS SHIT LAST SO FUCKING LONG
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THAT COMPANY
I DON’T NEED YOU OKAY
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO DO
STOP DOING THIS
FUCK YOU SILLY PUTTY
where’s the audio post where mickey mouse says “What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.”?
compliment my sense of humor and I’ll love you forever
also compliment my immune system and my calves those are the only parts of me I’m proud of