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this really works for some people (like 10-30 new followers) so give it a try!

<b> baby:</b> d... d.. d...<p><b>dad:</b> *gasp* are you gonna say dada? is this your first word??<p><b>baby:</b> d.. dickbutt<p>

instead of referring to general nationalities as race, let’s refer to them as different brands of people

tinlcer-bell:

weaponsofmassdestruction-r-us:

weaponsofmassdestruction-r-us:

tinlcer-bell:

weaponsofmassdestruction-r-us:

It is apparently nOT OKAY TO TAKE PANTS OFF ON AN AIRPLANE AND SOUTHEAST AIRLINES DOES NOT CARE ABOUT THE CONSTITUTION

WHY WOULD YOU TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS

IT WAS HOT IN THERE I WANTED TO OPEN A WINDOW BUT…

THAT MAKES IT COLD TRUST ME I AM SCIENCEMAN

WHERE IS YOUR DIPLOMA THAT SAYS YOU ARE A TRU SCIENCEMAN

weaponsofmassdestruction-r-us:

tinlcer-bell:

weaponsofmassdestruction-r-us:

It is apparently nOT OKAY TO TAKE PANTS OFF ON AN AIRPLANE AND SOUTHEAST AIRLINES DOES NOT CARE ABOUT THE CONSTITUTION

WHY WOULD YOU TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS

IT WAS HOT IN THERE I WANTED TO OPEN A WINDOW BUT…

THAT MAKES IT COLD TRUST ME I AM SCIENCEMAN

NEWS FLASH

tinlcer-bell:

weaponsofmassdestruction-r-us:

It is apparently nOT OKAY TO TAKE PANTS OFF ON AN AIRPLANE AND SOUTHEAST AIRLINES DOES NOT CARE ABOUT THE CONSTITUTION

WHY WOULD YOU TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS

IT WAS HOT IN THERE I WANTED TO OPEN A WINDOW BUT THEY WOULDN’T LET ME

NEWS FLASH

It is apparently nOT OKAY TO TAKE PANTS OFF ON AN AIRPLANE AND SOUTHEAST AIRLINES DOES NOT CARE ABOUT THE CONSTITUTION

If there is ever an awkward silence between me and anyone there is a 90% I’ll say a really fucking dumb joke and there is a 50% chance it will be about airline food

no wait I forgot to say take none of my posts seriously
I’ll almost never be serious, and when I am I’ll tag it srs

am I the only one who finds shampoo bottles sexually attractive? not on anyone or anything, just a standalone shampoo bottle. and no conditioner, that shit isn’t good enough.

weaponsofmassdestruction-r-us:

shoutout to all you Lebanese Lesbians out there

HOLY SHIT I FUCKING MET A LEBANESE PERSON AND THE TOPIC EVENTUALLY TURNED TO LOVE AND IT TURNS OUT SHES A LESBIAN

YOU GO YOU LEBANESE LESBIAN

YOU’RE GONNA GO FAR

people with blue eyes look like fucking newborns, it’s creepy

self help guides are written by other people

I don’t need to say anything else to make this funny

why did the chicken kill himself?
to get to the other side!

new thingy: I’ll just be doing original posts here. I’ll probably unfollow a lot or all blogs I follow, since I don’t want to have a dashboard for some reason